When did this all get soo complicated?
I got my ass up at 6:00 to go wait in line at the DMV. I need to change all my crap from Idaho to Nevada (about 2 years late). Well, I wait in line for a good hour to have some lady laugh at me when I said I didn't bring my birth certificate. Why the hell do I need a birth certificate to change my license from one state to another? I've got my old driver license, I have effing changed identities since I moved here. So I drive my happy ass all the way home only to find I've apparently lost my birth certificate and my social security card.....
Not to mention my bank card which went missing last week, and then some fucker used it at Walmart. WALMART! I HATE Walmart. So I had to cancel that and do all this other adult crap with the bank.
Now I come home to find literally EVERY piece of important documentation proving that I exist is missing.
I know someone out there is feeling awfully stupid having stolen my identity. They're cruisin through life with overdue hospital bills, 2 unpaid parking tickets from Oregon, $10,000 of school debt. Score. Dammit, I have to go get BACK in line at the DMV. Please pray.
5 comments:
damn the dmv bastards! they got you by the balls rose, i am sorry to say. an abundance of prayers to you my friend as you brave the unhappiness of the dmv dicks. love ya, nads
i will pray for you. i hate that kind of thing. i want to cut my face off when i think about it.
i went to the dmv today too! let's just imagine that we did it together...
linds
Ummmm...today some 47 year old guy with a trucker hat, a pitbull and a hand full of Wal-mart bags came to my door saying he was "Rosanne Pie-ache-a-toni" and he was looking for his best friend "Susan Shub-burt." I think we have a problem on our hands my friend.
I Hate them all!
I need some Rosie in my eyes and ears very soon. I miss you alot.
Matt
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